Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Road Trip

Day 1: iPads, earphones, wifi, seat belt kitty cushion, adorableness...check!


Notice the placement of the "head" phones?
More like CHEEK phones.


One hour in? Sleeping children? CHECK!!!



Hanging out with cousins - having a sleepover?!?!?! CHECK!!!


More driving...more falling over..


Pics of driving in PA - pretty mountains!







Seeing Grammy for the first time in a long time!


And Grammy brought presents!



Then we spent time at Sam and Barb's. The golf cart was a blast!













Erin even drove!


MorePA views...


So on the whole, things were good.
Until we got back on Sunday to this...





Nothing compared to...



So...ummmmmm, I shed a frustrated tear or eighty. Then cleaned it up. And not 30minutes later did that stupid little brat, Sydney, poop all over Dan's office. The kind that is runny and sinks into the carpet. And she walked and pooped, so it dropped everywhere. F my luck. I'm done with these dogs. All of them. What was I thinking?!?!? They're all cray cray!!!!!!

Or maybe I'm the one who is cray cray in the bray bray cuz I had bay bays and now it's all nay nays and no more yay yays; just lots of day days with the cray cray bay bays who whinny little neigh neighs.

Yeah, I've lost it...completely.

Teeth: How is She Such a Disaster?

She may have spent a lot of time dangling from the bars on the luggage cart at the hotel we were at in PA, precariously perched on the precipice of peril, but no, she never fell or hurt herself. However, the following pictures document the aftermath of a typical day at the playground.

Her front right tooth went into her lip. Her front left tooth? Yeah, it's there. But it's about 75% higher than it used to be. It got sent straight up into her gums, dislodged from its housing on an angle.


Ironically, we happened to have a dentist appointment in two hours for Morgan, so they were able to X-Ray Avery!






Here's Morgan getting her teeth cleaned!


This doesn't do justice to how gross it is.


Now we're just worried about nerve damage - her teeth will discolor....but we won't know for a few weeks.


Really?

After they behave, the dental assistant paints their nails!

Morgan, of course, requested purple sparkles.


Avery, even more predictably, requested green on one hand and purple on the other hand with sparkles on top of them all.



One last shot of Avery's tooth - the dentist took a closer look.


Back to the Barn!

Morgan and Avery got to see Cari again, and boy were they happy!!!