My Kids are Weird but Cute....Kind of Like Me (and Dan, too, I Suppose)

Oh, good Lord.

Most of the time I'm shaking my head back and forth in disbelief because Avery is deliberately drooling   saliva out of her mouth and maniacally laughing about it, or because Morgan just called Dan out on something naughty that he said and put him on the naughty chair.

The kids call each other by made up names, like Lilly, Emily, Kayla, Miss Betsy, and kitty. Oh, wait, that's because Morgan makes Avery be her kitty or pony and walk around the house. As we speak, Morgan is taking photos of her "kitty" (Avery), but the kitty isn't behaving and is running away, to which Morgan says, "Kitty, sit right here...no, kitty, come back, ONE....TWO...THREE!). Now Morgan put the kitty next to me (I'm Santa, apparently), and the kitty said hi but is now running away. Morgan continues to take pictures. She tells the kitty to say, "Cheese, Mommy's a silly head, Poopie, tootie!" I would take a picture and show you, but remember...Morgan has the phone. They are looking at all of the pics that she took. I'm drinking spiced sangria on this abnormally warm Wisconsin eve, watching Twilight on the kitchen tv. Why is that movie completely bathed in blue? Have you ever noticed that? It's BLUE. Weird.

Morgan just took a picture of Deagan's butt.

Like I said....most of the time I have no idea why they are so weird, but cute. I just try to enjoy it all!

Here's Morgan with our abnormally huge and sweet bunny, Bayley...

This bunny puts up with a lot of abuse.

And now for weird baby #2:

Still bald...

But come on! How adorable are Morgan and Deagan!

This one kind of takes the cake. It was a few weeks ago...very warm outside....playing with hose....got naked....licked door.....why not, I suppose?

So weird. So weird.

But they're also really cute when we go ride Cari and Prancer!

Here's Morgan

And Avery...still bald...

But they love the horses so much that they made my kitchen into a barn. One morning, Morgan woke up to find that I had cleaned it up and she ran back into her room screaming. You would have thought that the apocalypse had begun.

But even in all of the mess, they sure do like to read to each other....and to Daddy!

Sexy, isn't he?!