The scenario:
Morgan and I are ponies and we are in her room playing on the bed. Avery is watching tv in front of us. We literally didn't say anything to her for at least ten minutes as she stared, mesmerized, by Dora and Boots. Then, she unexpectedly walked out of the room. I didn't think anything of it at first, until she came storming back in the room.....
Avery: YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME SO GRUMPY!
But it came out more like this:
YOUUUUU..........GUYYYSSSSSSS........ARRRRRRE.......MAKINGGGGGGG.......MEEEEEEE......SOOOOOOOOOOOO......GRUMPYYYYYYYYYYY!
Me: (Smiling and smirking) Gee, Avery. Why?
I will continue to spell normally, but please remember how elongated and deliberate and loud she was. there was utter fury on her little face.
Avery: BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME SO MAD AND GRUMPY!
Me: But WHY?
Avery: BECAUSE!!!! YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME SO GRUMPY AND MAD AND GRUMPY AND MAD!
ME: We are making you mad? What made you mad?
Avery: BECAUSE YOU GUYS INTERRUPTED ME AND YOU'RE MAKING ME SO MAD AT YOU GUYS!
Me: When did we interrupt you??
Avery: I'M WATCHING MY SHOW AND YOU GUYS INTERRUPTED ME AND THAT MAKES ME SO GRUMPY AND MAD AT YOU BECAUSE IT'S....SO............RUUUUUUDE!!!!!
Morgan: Mommy, Avery's crazy.
Me: Yeah, Morgan. I know!
I could only laugh at her at that point! What else is there to say?!
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